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  • javabear90
    Oct 26, 07:51 PM
    Looks great! I like it better than gmail.
    -Ted





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  • edventure
    Nov 6, 08:25 AM
    What my RFID enabled phone will tell me....

    I'm sorry Dave, I cannot authorize the purchase of those cookies because the cholesterol content is in direct conflict with the Crestor you have been prescribed - by the way -

    did you know that (insert any paid advertiser here) CVS Pharmacy can save you money by switching you to an approved generic?

    The fat content also concerns me because the last pair of pants you bought was one inch greater in the waist than your previous purchase.

    May i recommend the (insert any paid promotional product here) Cheerios.





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  • Dorkington
    Apr 25, 09:06 AM
    Trump is a good businessman... which may be good for corporations if he gets elected. IMO though, what we need is a President who looks out for the people, not business.

    Either way, I don't see a Republican candidate winning at the moment. Obama, even with "low" ratings, has enough to win re-election.





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  • jake4ever
    Apr 5, 09:42 PM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_3_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8G4 Safari/6533.18.5)

    It would be pretty bad ass if the entire screen worked as a button (like the trackpad) so you can go home. You tap the screen to select something or click the screen to go home. :-D

    That would be cool!



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  • swiftaw
    Apr 7, 07:01 PM
    50 billion out of a budget of what? A trillion and a bit? What's really ridiculous is all the petty bitching coming out of DC over what amounts to less than 5% of the total. The Titanic is hit and two engineers are fighting over whether or not to turn on one pump.

    I think the issue is that included in that 50 billion is money that forms 100% of certain program budgets (e.g. planned parenthood). If it was a horizontal cur (5% off every program budget) then it wouldn't be as huge of an issue.

    If the government "shuts down", not much will change. Life will continue.

    Unless you're a federal employee, in which case get used to not having a paycheck for a while. Or, like me, are someone who is waiting for the federal government to process some very important paperwork.





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  • Adamo
    Mar 20, 02:57 PM
    I disagree, very very small discount

    Apple should have extended the full education discount of 14% to students. As much as I love Apple's products, they're very much an overly greedy company these days. They're also possibly being myopic, as students are highly likely to buy content for the device IMO

    Very shameful Apple
    Uh, why? How is it shameful? This isn't an item that is even remotely usable for studying with alone - what other electronics company does student discount on the scale that Apple does? The iPad is a glorified iPod touch, it is not a learning device (yet), not will it replace a computer in the home unless all you use is Facebook, even then you can't upload photos without the use of another computer.
    Who cares??? its a $500 device that can replace all computer needs of any student. Period.

    I'm tired of hearing this backwater lack of imagination. Every student should have an iPad, and the great news is that most can afford one, even without "discounts".
    Sarcasm, right? Any student, it doesn't even fulfill the needs of half of all students. It can't print, for one! Nor can you put pictures or anything onto it without the use of another computer, so how exactly does it replace a computer?



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  • Michael CM1
    Jun 26, 09:06 PM
    I'm kinda glad I waited on this, but maybe not. The trial versions of games online is almost worth the price. I don't know a good place nearby to rent games, and I'm not doing that Gamefly or whatever thing for $8 a month because I wouldn't rent THAT many. Those demos make it easier to commit to a game.

    I just bought Star Wars: TFU today used. I got the Sith edition after the guy at the store explained it to me. You save $5 overall ($40 versus $15 for original and $30 for addons) and I don't have to clutter HD space that I may need later.

    The Magic game I bought from the online store is awesome. There look to be a lot of other good online games as well. I do wish I didn't have to run a network cable across my floor, but I saved $150 doing that. I can find rug and cover that thing up if needed.

    So awesome recommendation. The PS3 might be nice, but I love this thing so far.





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  • IntelliUser
    Apr 3, 01:20 PM
    You mean we can't spend significantly less money on taxes and have the same quality of government? Shocker... :rolleyes:

    Yeah but some states have increased or set taxes virtually on everything and still managed to overspend their budget *cough*California*cough*.
    Gotta find a balance.



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  • Thomas Veil
    Apr 9, 01:53 PM
    Considering we have evidence to suggest PP workers aiding and abetting pimps and child prostitutes (fake) in acquiring abortion I don't see how lying and doctoring documents is above them. A lie from the physician and the paperwork for that abortion getting "misplaced" are all it takes.

    Also I'm very surprised at only one website "exposing" her and a couple sites commenting on it. Abby Johnson lying would come out as a bang not a whimper.I don't know how many people have even ever heard of Abby Johnson, so I doubt anything she says would come out with a bang.

    Another website asserts that neither witnesses nor paperwork (http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/flashback-abby-johnson�s-suspicious-conversion-anti-choice-movement) seem to back up Johnson's story.





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  • DeusInvictus7
    Apr 21, 09:11 AM
    As soon as Sandybridge based MBA's arrive, I'm buying.

    Don't want an outdated C2D and Nv's video chipset, I've seen the HD3000 in action and it's very good. Does everything I want and much more.

    From what I read, the Intel HD 3000 is actually better-performing on OS X than the Nvidia 320m. People are paranoying this Intel 3000 issue like it's the plague, while in reality they are basically the same in terms of performance.

    I don't have the money, but if I was to buy a MBA, I'd surely buy it once the Sandy Bridge version came out.

    You guys are forgetting that the LV and ULV version of the HD3000 is underclocked compared to the normal voltage version. So while the normal ones are the same as the 320M, the underclocked LV and ULV ones are definitely not going to match up to the 320M.





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  • tazinlwfl
    May 2, 01:07 PM
    My buddy posted this (http://noeruiz.com/white-iphone-4-not-thicker/), and I tried to tell Engadget -- they wouldn't hear it.

    Kind of ridiculous.



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  • InsanelyApple
    Mar 11, 06:59 PM
    I will be buying an American made car at some point in the near future.

    Then you may want to buy a Toyota Camry. Ironic, I know. :rolleyes:

    http://www.autoblog.com/2010/06/23/cars-com-american-made-index-ranks-toyota-camry-1-again/





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  • atomwork
    Sep 15, 08:10 AM
    Originally posted by scem0
    I am mad at apple, their processors suck right now... not to mention their price. Im not gunna spend 3,000 for a computer that I could get with -yes - a worse os, for 1,000. Macs just arent worth it right now. Until they have something that can compete speed wise, my next comp is a PC.


    Hi scem0,

    how do you do this to keep up with the programs if you switch every couple years from one system to the other. And isn't it confusing in your workflow or are u just a consumer user. If so then the power ain't matter my friend.

    Cheers,
    Dave



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  • joejoejoe
    Jan 12, 04:08 PM
    What are people mainly using the Push for? I certainly wouldn't want to be updated every time one of my friends posts on Facebook... I know there are different settings - just wondering what kind of updates people use this for.

    I don't get all the confusion people are having...

    The push notifications just push your facebook.com notifications... the little red numbers at the bottom right of the screen. Those, including new messages in your inbox and event invites (which don't show up as badges because they don't show up as little red notifications in facebook.com to begin with.)

    You don't receive a facebook.com notification whenever one of your hundreds of friends updates there status, so you won't receive a push notification on the facebook app either.





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  • emotion
    Oct 10, 10:38 AM
    Macbook Mini here we come.



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  • menziep
    Sep 25, 10:52 AM
    The site has been updated!
    http://www.apple.com/aperture/





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  • krayziekray
    Jan 7, 01:29 PM
    There needs to be a way to manually sync contacts, as not all my contacts in my phonebook have the same name as Facebook (i save them as nick names, family names etc).

    :apple: KrayzieKray :apple:





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  • DirtySocks85
    Mar 28, 03:12 PM
    you realise you contradicted yourself?

    "I hope iOS 5 is good enough that ill unjailbreak"

    "I hope once iOS 5 is out there is a jailbreak soon after"

    lols?

    Let me attempt to translate the intention there:
    If iOS 5 has enough new features, it will be worth giving up some of these jailbreak features that I really like. That being said, I hope that I don't have to make a choice between iOS 5, and a jailbreak for too long.





    uberfu
    May 1, 04:55 PM
    So riddle me this folks:

    IF someone is upgraded to the latest version of Snow Leopard (which includes that 'devil-spawn' of and App Store) and Apple is ONLY going to distribute LION thru the App Store - what the hell do you do after you down load it ?

    Seeing as how you cannot be running the primary OS while you are in fact upgrading it ?

    OR has Apple decided to run a full blown OS Upgrade like it does it regular updates now?

    Why is Apple still including DVD Drives in it's Products ? Why not just completely do away w/ them - they've done it before w/ technology ? Maybe there's a reason why the new laptops that recently came out still have those drives in them beyond just burning disks of your kids playing in a bathtub?

    Maybe - Apple will bring back Tape Drives - everyone gets a 50-pound case of Tape Media w/ an install of LION (that includes a free Tape Drive) w/ a Centronix to USB adapter and they will be delivered by purple elephants. Awesome.

    Oooooh - let make **** up until the last second before Apple does in fact release it's products on the world w/ an explanation of how and what they are going to do w/ said products.





    glennp
    Sep 25, 10:57 AM
    Um, no it doesn't Fuji S1, S2, S3 RAW Files are not supported. This camera is used by more wedding photographers than any other.

    According to Apple, RAW is supported for the Fuji S2 Pro and Fuji S3 Pro. New in 1.5?
    http://www.apple.com/aperture/raw/cameras.html





    macfan881
    Aug 19, 02:59 PM
    Ok still having log in issues removed Bite SMS reinstalled rebooted still having issues thankfully i still having synced my iPhone to my computer yet.





    efoto
    Oct 5, 02:30 PM
    Thank you for all your work on the widget, especially the last fix ;)

    Lovely thing that always reminds me of my status and the teams. Thanks again for the efforts, best of skill with work and school. Hopefully we will continue to see you around.





    LimeiBook86
    Aug 20, 03:11 AM
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